chew locked

When your jaw hurts from eating too much. Usually due to mad munchies.

Dude I got chew locked last night at the buffet hard.

by Dabtillitslit December 12, 2016

watch out boy, she'll chew you up

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

When in doubt.... watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

vince chew

A lanky, nerdy and usually fair skinned guy with a very VERY wide knowledge of sex. Enough to be qualified as a sex instructor or porn scriptwriter. Fr.

"Did you hear about the guy who wrote the box office smashing porn hit Sex with my Mom?"
"Why? Who is it? That movie was really good though, I was hard within a minute!"
"Who else but Vince Chew?"

by sax god June 12, 2018

Any Biscuit And Chewing Gum For Being Self Cognitively Aware Of Oneself

Any Biscuit And Chewing Gum For Being Self Cognitively Aware Of Oneself

Any Biscuit And Chewing Gum For Being Self Cognitively Aware Of Oneself

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Word Chewing

When someone over annunciates words while lip syncing in video content to emulate the movements of a cartoon character.

example 1: I hate word chewing, it’s so cringey! It needs to be stopped.
example 2: I think word chewing is fun and harmless! It’s just a form of artistic expression.
* Shoutout to Cody Michael for inventing this term.

by JustARandomInternetUser April 16, 2025

armpit chew chew

Shuving your dick into the another person armpit and making them say chew chew and make them pull a pretend string. Thus Making the male jizz

You bitch , let me give you an armpit chew chew

by Hyper Chimera November 12, 2015

I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023