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Joe Cell

An alternative Fuel source to oil etc.
It was invented by an Australian man called Joe X who now wants nothing to do with the technology, therefore it is now more appropriate to call it the Water Cell.

It works by running an electrical current through distilled water separated by a number of stainless steel rings, then after charging begins to emit a form of gas derived from zero-point energy, the gas was originally believed to be hydrogen but has since been proven incorrect as the water acts as a catalyst, thus to produce hydrogen it would use up the water.

The Joe Cell is being researched by organisations such as ByronNewEnergy.com and other individuals around the world.

Water is clean, natural, and the way of the future.
"Damn fuel is expensive thesedays!"
"Yeah man, thats true, but it don't effect me anymore, my car runs on water."
"Yeah straight up man, thats cool, how do you do that?"
"The Joe Cell"
by ByronNewEnergy researcher. December 29, 2005
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cell phone

1)a girl's best friend cause it has 12 different types of vibrate

2)a what-ya-ma-call-it used to call people on the go

3)a cheap way of getting bling bling
1)i need a faster one

2)can i call you from the car?

3)i got da bling bling on ebay!
by scott July 14, 2004
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Cell phoneless

Also playfully or seriously known as a loser. When a person has no cell phone. That's it. Either they are too cheap to buy their own or their parents are too cheap to pay for it.

*NOTE* It is extremely embarrassing to date someone who is cell phoneless because then you must call their home phone and endure their parents/siblings/other live in's answering the phone.
Taylor: What's your cell number?
Lisa: I don't have one. I am cell phoneless.
Taylor: Psh...loser.
by NightLion March 11, 2009
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Cellf

Used when hearing somebody say something, and you think they are speaking to you, but it turns out they are on their cellphone. Pormanteau of Cellphone and Self
I thought lisa was talking to me, but she was just talkin to her cellf
by s.santiaNo October 30, 2008
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Chelly

When a womans chest is the same size as her belly.
I would totally take that chick home if she wasn't a chelly.
by Eminemery September 25, 2008
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Cell Phone

The cell phone, one of the greatest things to come out of the 1980s, is one of the new millenium's most popular trends. Cell phones provide communication from almost anywhere, like in a mall, on a bus, in school, on an irplane, or even while driving!
Cell phones allow people to talk loudly and obnoxiously from miles away, as opposed to only while in the same room.
by Diggity Monkeez February 12, 2005
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Chella

A low class older women that gets her friends to cheat on their partners. Your wifes/girlfriends friend that smiles to your face and acts like she's all for you guys while trying to convince your girl to cheat on you behind your back.
Girl 1: You should go out with us this Friday and hook up with our buddy, he's funny.

Girl 2: What? No way! What are you? A Chella?
by Hot Tech February 16, 2010
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