Cheapass

A person who is tight with there money and finds the cheapest way out of things and is also someone who stingily avoids spending money. Similar to cheapskate.

Gabriel: (buys food for the family) I cant believe this Little Caesars pizza only cost my five bucks.

Sylvia: YOU CHEAPASS!!!

by Trackstar118 July 1, 2009

chap smearing

The act of smearing chapstick over a lightglobe, turning it on, and watching it melt. Done by people with no life and too much chapstick. Mainly sugar-high teens

Whoah...that is some pretty hardcore melting
yeah, this is chap smearing to the extreme.

by Mullac February 29, 2008

chapapote

Heroin.

You got my chapapote?

by midora April 27, 2011

chaapu

Someone brilliant. Common in few engineering colleges in India.

Tu Chaapu hai yaar

Bhenchod khud to jyada chaapu samjhta hai kya?

Chaap diya launde ne to!
Chaapna to hamari aadaton mein se ek hain.

by eagle in iitk June 28, 2011

Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

by jaffaw January 10, 2010

Cheapasaurus

Men so cheap they make women pay on their 1st AND 2nd date!!!!

"He's such a cheapasaurus!! When I offered money for the coffee...he volunteered me to pay for the movie!!"

by Jill F February 18, 2009

Cheapster Bunny

Due to economic constraints, this is the bunny that appeared to visit most of America this year, instead of the usual Easter Bunny.

Last year, I got a huge basket with some really neat stuff from the "Easter Bunny." This year, my measly gift bag with a few Wal-Mart brand fishing lures must have been delivered by the "Cheapster Bunny."

by CaptKC April 12, 2009