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Carson

That one friend who secretly watches porn when you're not looking
Random Bestie: I'm gonna slap the shit out of you Carson
by ok m8 June 3, 2021
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Scott Carson

Scott Carson is the greatest footballer to ever exist, he is the winner of 7 Ballon Dor’s and numerous other prestigious awards. His super fans @RedmondKristian and @Carsonator_ post Scott Carson prop to show the world how much of a legend Scotty C is. Undisputed 🐐
Scott Carson is the 🐐 man, he’s the 🐐!
by Bosco444 September 10, 2020
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Carson

A 🅱️o🅱️a🅱️o 🅱️ip
Man, Carson really is a 🅱️o🅱️a🅱️o 🅱️ip...
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Carson

Carson is a very attractive male who appears mean but is actually a very kind person who will always check up on you everyday. He also has no common sense which seems to brighten his personality even more.!
Girl 1) So who’s your new intrest?
Girl 2) I really like Carson a lot
Girl 1) he seems pretty cool—— oh lord he just broke a vase
Girl 2) yep that’s Carson
by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021
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Carson

GOAT of the soccer ball, like 5'10" or something idk maybe 5'11". His middle name is Eugene.
Carson lebum lebum lebum.
by StillDrawer November 3, 2021
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Carson

Annoying kid that has no life. Sits in his room all day watching Netflix and eating pop tarts. When he says he’ll play video games with the boys, he just sits on YouTube with his popcorn. He is the least sexy person on the planet. He has no friends and just fingers his dog all day.
You are so annoying you act like Carson. You just pulled a Carson
by Noob skin November 23, 2021
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Carson

Just genuily homosexual and short. He doesn’t like women.... At all. Is as straight as a circle
Why isn’t that guy talking to his girlfriend

Oh he’s a Carson
by Big sexy pizza rolls February 8, 2020
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