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Cubicle Justice

A Charles Bronson like office vigilante that seeks to get even with a colleague in the office for slighting them.
Worker 1 - I can't believe he knocked stuff over at my cube, then got pissed about it and slammed stuff down. And then he just walks off without putting the stuff back.

Worker 2 - Dude, that is a jackass move. What are you going to do?

Worker 1 - Well, there will be a fair amount of cubicle justice, I can tell you that. I may take all of the screws out of his chair, tape raw fish up under his desk or perhaps stink palm his mouse.

Worker 2 - Hells Yaw, that would be hilarious yo!
by archyis November 5, 2009
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cubishank

Using cheap plastic kitchen cutlery, typically found in the office kitchens of cube farms, to cut a bitch.
I warned Cindy to stay out of cube, but she was in my face like a prison warden. Time to cubishank that bitch and dispose of her body in the cubidor.
by patty pee August 27, 2010
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Cubical time

My friend Noff got cubical time last night, now he needs a catheter to take a leak.
by ChocolatePeople December 7, 2010
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Cuban Bubbleshaker

Pouring watered down soap into and/or upon the gaped butthole of your sexual companion. Prefferably before butt sex, to have shiny cheeks of greatness.
After that Cuban Bubbleshaker, my buttcheeks squeeked as I walked out of the crematorium.
by GoochieGrazer March 5, 2011
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Cube Nut

Someone who obseses over Rubiks cubes or any of its varients including 4x4x4, 5x5x5, V cube 6, V cube 7, Megaminxs, Gigaminxs, etc.
Kaelan "I am such a cube nut"
Kira "I can tell, you solved that megaminx in two minutes"
by kevansevans March 11, 2011
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Cubassole

Yet another derogatory term for a Woman, but not just ANY Woman. A Cubassole is a Woman who has the proven ability to be a Cunt, Bitch and Asshole, simultaneously.
It was obviously HER fault, but somehow she convinced him it was HIS and he apologized. Crazy.....I'd say she just made Cubassole status.
by S. Noodle March 24, 2011
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cubicle ass

The result of gaining weight, especially in the hips and butt, due to starting a new job where you sit at a desk all day.
Judy used to be hot before she started working again. In the last few months she has developed a bad case of cubicle ass.
by bigtatties August 18, 2011
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