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Your Cup is Crying

A phrase used when someone places their cup, glass, etc. dangerously close to the edge of the table.
Jenny, your cup is crying. Move it to the other side of your plate, please.
by FlyingTackle November 27, 2009
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something to cry about

How your parents threaten you when you are small and vulnerable: stop crying or i'll spank you.

It is used only when the child is already crying, having a tantrum, in need of comfort like a hug or a large bandage. Usually the child is crying because the parent has yelled at him or her.

The parent becomes desperate, irritated, and embarrassed (if in public).

Apparently, the parent thinks that threatening a child with physical harm is the most efficient way of stopping it from crying.

It's further proof that parents are sadistic and retarded. Goes in the same category as "if you don't _____, you better" i.e., the category of Threatening Statements That Make No Sense.
Tommy: Waaa waaa it hurts, mommy, don't!
Brenda: If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about!
Tommy: Waa--wait, what? *never forgets traumatic childhood*
by shamille November 2, 2008
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When Doves Cry

Two anuses puckering against one another
"Did you see Bill and Austin in the shower last night? It looked just like when doves cry"
by thahopey June 10, 2018
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Why you crying?

Said in a higher pitched Mexican accent, used to mock somebody when they get upset over menial matters. Originally derived from getting chilli sauce in ones eye, giving the appearance of crying over nothing.

Usually replied to with "I'm not, I've just... (Insert why you're "crying" here)
"Terrell, why you crying?" "I'm not, I've just got chilli in my eye".
by Mobbin' June 22, 2014
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Fat Girl Crying

Signals the end of a party or concert, or closing time of a nightclub or bar. At the end of any social gathering there will always, always be a fat girl crying.
Time to go, fat girls are crying.

'What time are we leaving?'

'5 past fat girl crying.'
by Tonymicjoe November 17, 2009
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tough cry baby

Tough cry baby is a girl/boy who can be tough but is very emotional or cries easily
i can't believe Ryan is dating such a tough cry baby she can't even make sense
by Highkey.laughin April 12, 2017
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Crying Laughing Emoji

what people spam after their messages to try and make people believe they are really not just dying on the inside
gen spams this emote all the time(crying laughing emoji x30)
by no orgy for you gen August 5, 2021
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