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Cooking Douche

1:Have you seen that episode of The F-Word with Meatloaf in it?
2: Oh yeah, he yells, "goodbye, AAAH!' at the end, haha.
1: Cooking Douche's show is hilarious sometimes
by Kilroy Higgins August 28, 2009
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Cooking Bacon

To cock-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having sex or the booty. Preventing one from starting a relationship
I was trying to get this lovely young woman's phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon
by IbeCookin June 1, 2011
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Matthew Cook

Matthew Cook is generally an annoying person, He thinks he is top shit but in reality he is just a slave who massages all the Ryan's backs.
Hey look! He is massaging someone. It must be a Ryan and a Matthew Cook
by BOBTHESCAFFOLDER September 14, 2020
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Dane Cook

A fairly funny comedian who's humour can sometimes be very disturbingly close to the listener's thoughts about society. He has had several comedy albums and a few tv specials, but unfortunately has a rather lackluster film career. Lots of people love him, but everybody hates his worshipping audience, who seem to laugh at the least funny statements, mostly because it is made of 90% women who just want to have sex with him.
"I wanna fuck Dane Cook!" -any girl from age 15 to 30.

"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album
by Quaff May 8, 2008
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Dane Cook

From the good ("You've just driven into Fuckville") to the bad (the "superfinger"), Dane Cook is nevertheless an enjoyable act.
by Injectable August 8, 2008
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dane cook

FUNNIEST COMEDIAN EVER!!!! don't listen to any thing that any hater says about him. he has an amazing delivery on his jokes and is hilarious. hands down the funniest comedian ever!!
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