Bob: I have such high fluorine levels right now dude!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!
by freshfarmedsalmon April 22, 2021

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.
by JimmyV August 1, 2023

Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest
by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024

by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 2, 2024

by Shrimper 911 November 18, 2023

Chardonnay or other white wine with diet coke and fresh squeezed lime juice on the rocks served in a tall wine glass.
by Mr. O. August 24, 2021

A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.
As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.
by battleof_myself April 17, 2009
