cock slap

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis

She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!

by goodaaron March 20, 2003

cock thistle

An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!

"Rob is such a cock thistle"

by BibleHumper March 31, 2015

cock pushup

It's when you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground.

In anticipation of becoming more popular with the ladies -- and as a means of becoming more popular with the ladies -- I've been doing cock pushups.

by Edward fromTuskeegee or something September 11, 2006

girl cock

The penis of a trans girl.

Man, I would do anything to suck her girl cock!

by katiechan May 11, 2012

Cock Nazi

1) Any person who dislikes the look of an uncircumcised penis to the extent that they feel it necessary to force the removal of the foreskin.

2) One who refuses to have sexual intercourse with a man if he is not circumcised.

Hey Joe you going out with Karen tonight?

No way Bob, haven't you heard Karen's a Cock Nazi!

by TheOneThatKnowsTheAnswer May 15, 2009

Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.

Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

by The Original Argoniphile May 29, 2018

Cock Mustache

Freshly Shaven Mustache above penis shaft

Hey your cock mustache looks exactly like Keith Hernandez cock mustache

by Tyrone2 June 19, 2008