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Shit In My Hands and Clap

A way of objectifying to or expressing utter dislike for something.
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than vote for Donald Trump.
by RossF92 August 19, 2016
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The Clap Slap

When a woman has "The Clap" or formally known as chlamydia. She sticks her hand down her pants and gets some of the Chlamydia juice on her hand and rubs it across someones face. Hence "The Clap Slap"
Julia used The Clap Slap on Jason.
by Crookston June 18, 2007
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booty clap

its where you clap your butt cheeks together on a dick
OMG did you see that girl booty clap last night
by noahramson678 December 3, 2015
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Pelosi Clap

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's sarcastic clap at Trump during his SOTU address when he claims "we must reject the politics of revenge, resistance and retribution and embrace the boundless potential of cooperation, compromise and the common good" everything he has ever stood against. Knowing he is petty, narcissistic and incapable of the above.
Pelosi clap..."Good boy, you went potty and dressed yourself?" So what if you're a 72 year old man-child pretending to be the leader of the free world.
by crosix2 February 6, 2019
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Detroit Thunder Clap

This can only be performed by a full figured, preferable black, woman. While hovering over a man's chest and booty-clapping, she lets out a barrage of shit, spraying it all over the body, bed, walls etc.
I was hooking up with this chick and gave her some chili dawgs with onions, so she gave me a Detroit Thunder Clap.
by Lilac Thirteen December 16, 2011
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thunder clap

The sound of a chick's tits clapping together when she rides you violently. Most common with full breasted women.
My girl was riding me so hard last night the sound of her 34DDD tits thunder clapping together was so hot I just had to get a handfull.
by petestokes April 3, 2007
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stunt clap

two very hard claps given to a deserving person, often beginning with the phrase "put your walls on the ground" and ending with confusion
mar mar says, "everybody put your balls on the ground and give nick two stunt claps"
by hahahmj November 17, 2010
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