christianize

The act of having sex in a place where you or someone you know has not had sex yet. Tainting a place by having sex, or doing dirty things.

friend 1: "Dude i think my girlfriend and I are gonna christianize my car tonight!"

friend 2: "your really gonna do it in your brand new car?"

friend 1: "Hell ya man it needs to be christianized sometime soon, better now than later!"

by cherrypoppins6969 August 16, 2010

Christian

A guy that is between 5'8 and 5'11 feet tall. usually born in the month of october.. has many siblings. has brown shaggy hair. a dashing smile. plays guitar. thinks he's in a band. of cuban decent. and smells like poo

man you smell like a "Christian"
wow he's a real "Christian"

by bill159 November 28, 2010

Christian

Dude with a tiny ass dick. Likes shoving tubes up his ass to butt chug Dr.Pepper. He likes to listen to Thrift Shop whilst smelling the gooch of another man.

Damn, Christian, you sure can butt chug a lot of Dr.Pepper! How about we put of some Thrift Shop and I'll spread my legs so you can take a whiff of my dirty gooch!

by GoochBoy February 28, 2014

Christian

A boy that is usually tall, and hates relationships. He usually barely gets by in school because he asks nerdy boys to do his homework. He`s not the cutest guy but since he`s so tall no one really sees his face and his very good looking back and band-tee sense of style gets usually very short girls to like him. He falls for them, but then stops talking to them and begins to be extremely boring. He absolutely loves the sport soccer, and even though most soccer players have amazing butts, a boy named Christian usually has ABSOLUTELY NO BUTT and is obsessed with the Honduran team, even though they totally suck.

Woah! That tall dude Christian looks lonely.
Yeah, I know right? Too bad he dumped that short chick. They looked cute together!

by yourfuckingnightmare2014 July 3, 2011

Christian

Someone who celebrates Christmas. In the broad scope of modern day America, anyone who celebrates the Christmas holiday by exchanging presents or putting up any form of Christmas decorations, is a Christian. To a lesser degree, anyone who celebrates Easter by boiling, coloring, or hunting for Easter eggs, can also consider themselves Christian.

People who celebrate Christmas, Santa Claus, Easter, or the Easter Bunny, in any way, are Christians.

by Doug Klast February 14, 2008

Christian

A strong woman who can be trusted and relied on to no end. She puts up with people assuming she is a guy simply because of her name and politely accepts the assumption repeated times. She is quick to trust others and is shy at first but will open up once she feels comfortable around a person or a group. She can be an effective leader if given the right tasks to lead and a bit of encouragement. She is a faithful girlfriend who will love you until you hurt her beyond repair, and even then will remain someone you could rely on as a friend. You can tell your secrets to her because she is happy to listen and offer whatever advice she has. She is a shoulder to cry on and it takes a lot to make her not like you. She is funny, smart, and pretty. Any guy who can capture her attention and her heart will have gained an amazing girl who would never try to hurt him and will happily ive many second chances. He should be thankful and treat her the way she deserves.

Guy: "I am dating this awesome girl."
Friend: "What is her name?"
Guy: "Christian."
Friend: "I should have known that! Christians are always awesome."

by ThisXCChick April 13, 2013

Christian

He is a sex god who is a great person who loves everyone that is nice to him who gets girls like that and who loves his friends and family to the death who everyone needs cause he is like a beacon of hope

Christian is the friend everyone needs

by AJ Jones May 2, 2018