Crusty Breakfast Burrito

Have the girl take a huge wet shit, then start fucking her a few minutes in pull a switcharoony and stealty ram it into her butthole. Quiclky pull your dick out so that there shit all over your hog. Then give her the business claiming that she took a shit on your dink. As she says claims it was not her fault, and that she will doing anything for your forgiveness. Don't was your hog so that the shit on your dick has dried and become crusty. wait till the next morning and while she is asleep stealthly insert your dick into her oral cavity.

"That bitch shat on my dick so i gave her a crusty breakfast burrito"

by The Tiger Legit King February 12, 2008

beakfast

BEAKFAST- the right way to say breakfast. When you say "beakfast" make sure you spit.

"He needs some beakfast!"
"Ba, Ba, Beakfast have you anymore"
"My beakfast brings all the boys to the yard...."

by Adeline27 May 16, 2017

Breakfast

What you will shout to have the world for if you drink volcanicity.

George Volcano: "It will make you shout, 'C'mon world I'll have you for breakfast!' Try some!"
Tyrannosaurus Allen: "Hmm yes, I do feel hydrated! C'MON WORLD I'm Tyrannosaurus Allen AND I'll HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!"

by John Claset February 22, 2008

bekfast

breakfast pronounced wrong.

I forgot to eat bekfast.

by vermeulen November 14, 2017

Bekfast

a word you yell at random times in a history lecture. Yell it really loud

blah blah blah BEKFAST

by Eatmoosemilk March 15, 2019

japanese breakfast

A blow job in which the girl has a mouthful of not only cock, but warm noodles.

"Dude, she totally gave me a Japanese Breakfast!"

by Mathetron January 26, 2007

breakfastmaker

When lying in bed with their girlfriend in the morning the bloke releases a fart so potent in evil the female has no choice but to get up and make breakfast.

I was well hungry this morning so i dropped a breakfastmaker so your mum would get up and cook some fucking food.

by Steve Crayston June 18, 2006