Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

Talking to God on the big white telephone by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

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Pulling Out The Big Guns

Use the most powerful method/treatment to any underlying problem or illness when other methods/treatments fails.

Medical Term: I couldn't sleep for a week! Time to start pulling out the big guns!
Problematic Term: Couldn't solve this problem using common methods. Time to start pulling out the big guns!

Pulling Out The Big Guns by Kylem14843 July 20, 2018

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talk on the big white phone

to vomit into the toilet

If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.

talk on the big white phone by Light Joker November 22, 2004

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