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Balloon’s Head Disease

Wow that Psychopath has balloon’s head disease, don’t say the real word otherwise he’ll kill us all.
by Sonar System September 15, 2023
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Goode Baleout

Expressing oneself with very outspoken conjecture of the fanboy base. Usually using excessive cursing and in the format of a Baleout.

Originally attributed to the actor Matthew Goode in relation to negative reviews of the comic-to-film adaptation of Watchmen.
Fanboy #1: Dude, did you hear the guy playing Ozymandias in Watchmen said, "If fanboys still hate the film after going and seeing it, they can all line up and s*** my d***!"

Fanboy #2: Now that's a Goode Baleout!
by FalconX2 March 4, 2009
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coated balloon

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.
Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag
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knotted balloon

The skin area that surround the actual butthole. Usually it is contracted but can expand if poop comes out or something is inserted. The pleasure sensation depends on the individual.
Dude I stuck a Alaskan dildo in by butt and my knotted balloon held it tight.
by Really real dude November 20, 2010
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Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance

The act of punching an annoying person until one's hand breaks, then using said broken hand to rub one out in a celebratory fashion
Man: Had a top night last. Bumped in to that annoying prick Appollo Creed, dashed his brains out that went home to perform Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance with Match of the Day on!
by Heavy D Birmingham September 1, 2013
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Water Balloon

Trumps everything thrown in Paper, Rock, Scissors, and therefore, life. Seen on the TV show "Friends".
Phoebe: Scissors beats Paper.
Joey: Fire burns paper.
Phoebe: Water balloon.
by RansomedStallion March 9, 2015
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banana balloon

When your penis blows up after lack of sexual interest
Luan: Dude I've not had sex in a week... look what happened

* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon
by EmiiLikesCats May 24, 2016
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