team baked

One of the most unstoppable PK teams out there (when we're not high on fuckin balls), the only team to poop on them is Moose Unit.

Dude: yo i heard team baked just beat team notorious pkers in a full out 5 vs 50. Chick: yeah Xth Kakashi took out 49.5 of them and W X V X W left cus he got 6 def on accident

by TeaLeavesSon September 8, 2009

sad baked

When you cry so much you look baked/high.

“Hey do you see that girl crying?”

“Yea! She’s sad baked!”

by Heart been broke so many times April 11, 2020

baking it up

A phase that you tell your girlfriend to make her think you're cooler than she is.

I'm looking forward to baking it up, it seems like a really laid back position.

by ImThatGirlfriend April 2, 2015

Half Bake

‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off’

Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’

*Two heterosexual males having a conversation’

by Bricklayer Steve November 22, 2018

Bake and Bail

Directly after smoking marijuana, you leave and/or go to bed. Hence the term "bake" and "bail.

Opposite of Wake and Bake.

Bro 1: You think we good?
Bro 2: Yeah bro I'm roasted.
Bro1: Let me just be right back I'll go get snacks.
Bro 2: Speaking of that I got a project to do!
*Bro 2 leaves and goes home and passes the fuck out*

Tomorrow

Bro 1: Yo after you bake and bailed I smoked another bowl.
Bro 2: Why didn't you call me?!

by JDWJDWJDW February 22, 2012

Baked alabama

A sex move where you take minced onion and ginger drowned in hot sauce and put it in a stretched anal cavity before letting go of the rim of the reciever's ass, letting the mixture remain in their colon till they shit it out

I love baked alabama but it hurts like hell

by Alpharat53 July 25, 2017

Baked-Out

the point when, after smoking till you're high as a kite, you drift off into pass-out mode, the maryjane still slightly emitting a faint cloud around your face

Guy 1: "duudddeeee, haha check out Mark over there--"

Guy 2: "haha, wow he's totally baked-out man. looks like hes soared off to dream-land in his cloud of smoke"

by Aurea Dea March 8, 2011