backboning

Exchanging, peering, carrying or otherwise handling large quantities of data traffic on your ISP company's equipment, bound for network or computer systems other than your own. Especially as applied on large area networks such as the Internet.

When the Europeans finally were able to buy their first legal iPhone, the Internet was too busy backboning their activations traffic for me to Google at work today.

by gringorican August 4, 2008

DotA Backdoor

Attacking a tower without any creeps around.

The fed morphing backdoored the tower cause he was trolling. He just commited an act of DotA backdoor.

by PlayDotA.Com October 18, 2010

backorder

The feeling of a dick up your ass from a presumably reputable, albeit asshole, company that doesn't care for the blue-collar working class. Depending on the demand for the product and their mood on that day, they can decide to postpone the back-order from a week to several months.

Damn, Gibson backordered my guitar another four fucking months. Looks like I can't do anything but accept it and wait.

by Korpiklaani Drinking Songs July 9, 2011

backdoor bakery

When the girl you are having sexual intercourse with bends over for anal penetration, discreetly rub bengay on your condom. When you first enter her anus she will believe that your condom is merely lubricated. Little does she know that her ass will soon turn into an easy-bake brownie oven.

Girl: "Honey! My poop is burning!"
Guy: "Ding-ding! Brownies are ready! I just gave you a backdoor bakery, bitch!"

by jordynbest December 24, 2009

Backdoor

Butt

She has a big backdoor

by Butt 10 inches December 23, 2019

Backhanded compliment

When a new acquaintance ends an interaction with a cleverly delivered phrase, leaving you confused about their feelings towards you. Many times a shrewd tactic used by women to get men emotionally invested and intrigued in them.

Off duty paramedic: Well it was nice to meet you Claudia, but I must go now.

Claudia the nurse: Sir, I sincerely hope i never have to deal with you professionally. *Smiles*

Off duty paramedic: Well that's not very... oh I get it! Haha. Take care! *walking away and scratching head*

Claudia the nurse (under her breath): Got um :)

Later on a call

Paramedic: Man, I can't stop thinking about that nurse Claudia from St. Thomas. She schooled me with that backhanded compliment. I'm so confused. Is she attracted to me? That is the question.

Partner: Huh!?! What the hell are you talking about??! This man is in cardiac arrest!! Do something! This is my first shift and you're the senior paramedic here! OMG What do i do?! What do i do!?????

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Paramedic: I think i'm gonna call her tonight. Yeah. Definitely gonna call her. Those lips... hmmm. Hey rookie, fill out the incident report will you? *sings* K K K Claudiaaaaaa.. .K K K Claudia... Mmm mmmmm

Partner:.........(shedding tears)

by whatsyourproblemyouremyproblem September 29, 2013

Backboard

Woman with flat ass

I leaving this club to many backboards

by Triple A buzz August 23, 2016