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Bread Porn

an absolute abomination and if you get off to it you deserve to die
normal person 1: "I heard weird person likes bread porn, he even beats of to it"
normal person 2: "lets go beat his ass!"
by FuckBreadPorn April 13, 2021
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bread arson

A concept created by an anonymous genius. It is executed as follows:

1. Gather all of the bread from your nearby grocery store in loafs.

2: line the streets with the bread you have acquired, it will no longer be sustenance.

3: To acquire a lighter and set each bread piece ablaze and watch as it demolishes the city in which it lines.

4: After all of the bread is burnt to a crisp and every living thing is demolished, then the birds will feed off of the charred remains of what was once loafs and they will pick at your bones
If my mom doesn't buy me a PS5 then I'm going to commit bread arson.
by BraidMyAssHairDaddy November 22, 2020
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Peter bread

A bread invented and popularized by the 16th century explorer Peter Brandon. The bread has gained popularity in middle eastern cuisine and is used to sweep up dips such as hummus, it's also used to cradle falafel balls traditionally with an assortment of salads and and other goodies of middle eastern origin.
by Bubblach January 12, 2021
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Eliza's Bread

the combination of Birthday and Graduation celebrations. Two girls once discussed how to combine the words and in true brain cell style they came up with bread... not a great combination but somehow works.

This is not to be confused with a gorgeous rosemary and garlic focaccia.
"Are you going to Eliza's Bread?"
"yeah its time to go back to school and get fucked up"
by braincell.01 September 8, 2022
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Bread Pit

Brad Pit's Bread Pit
by Wilmar April 17, 2013
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Bread Eggs

A breakfast food of the Southern Heritage that consists of bread dipped in eggs then fried to a golden brown. Served with syrup.
Hey Connie , time to eat, Mama made Bread Eggs for breakfast.
by Ms Kitty Lorraine December 31, 2019
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Sugma Bread

A type of bread used to tell someone to fuck off. May contain ligma and fugma. Created from the Sugandese tradition.
He came into the kitchen bitching about something so I told. him I was making sugma bread.
by uhohbsdncjnj February 19, 2022
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