if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

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Get the if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bankmug.

Booger

The act of becoming incompetent and loss of motor function from THC!

Is that booger ready to hit yet?

by Ade2001 November 21, 2021

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Get the Boogermug.

Milk booger

n. A flake of dried milk that falls into your cereal (or other milk-bearing concoction) from the lip of the milk carton.

My little brother loves to eat his own boogers but is repulsed by milk boogers. Sure.

by the_tao_of_3 May 15, 2025

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Get the Milk boogermug.

booger

shit from your nose that sticks everywhere

shit i got a booger sticking to my penis

by MASTERFAPPER March 27, 2018

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Get the boogermug.

booger quarter

A game where you put a booger on a quarter and place it face down then wait for someone to pick it up and yell booger quarter-similar to poop dollar.

Watch out for that quarter on the ground-it may be a booger quarter.

by sofa_king July 15, 2014

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Get the booger quartermug.

booger sugar baby

A person who fiends for blow constantly but never throws the money in. Tends to stay later at afters with the intention and action of cleaning up the empty cans and bottles to show they’re “it.” The only goal is a white substance, and once the goal is reached, they’re out-ie.

a: What is Aly dodo doing here?

b: i’m not sure, i think she’s a booger sugar baby?

a: that makes sense.

by Victoria Reynolds’s September 10, 2023

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