ignore button

A difficult procedure that involves right clicking someone's screenname, proceeded by selecting the IGNORE option.

The only true feature that AOL can boast about is its ignore button.

by sux0r October 9, 2003

on the button

On the dot; Exactly; Precisely

Person A: I think it's 6:45.
Person B looks at watch.
Person B: You're right on the button!

by swey May 26, 2006

fuck my life button

The fuck my life button is a term used to describe a imaginary button witch someone may blame themselves of pressing when faced with a major life inconvenience, a sudden huge amount of responsibility, or a rigorously long bad luck streak. It is the exact opposite of the easy button.

Dallas: Dude I think my girlfriend is pregnant.

Matt: No!

Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.

Matt: Dam that's a bummer.

by D1G1T_ October 5, 2009

Buttons

An old reference to a relatively small gathering of people, mostly friends, where about two-thirds of everyone's drinks are spiked with LSD, and the lucky individuals of the party trip out while the people who have no LSD in their drinks are responible for babysitting the trippers.

Buttons has also become a slang term for mescaline, peyote, or psilocybin mushroom caps.

PERSON 1 - "John's party last night turned into another game of buttons."

PERSON 2 - "Shit dude, were you trippin' face?"

PERSON 1 - "Na bro, I had to babysit Greg who kept telling me that he was trapped in a glass of water..."

by M0T321 October 10, 2007

Bum Buttoned

When the buttons of a shirt are not alligned properly.

Look in the mirror, your shirt is bum buttoned.

by Gustavas May 17, 2011

button balled

Sexual phenomenon when a guy is balls deep in a woman and barely manages to hit her button. Usually only occurs with males that have shallow penetration.

Bret button balled Chelsea's yellow flower after picking her up at the club. The girl was dissapointed and was expecting more.

by Bigg Al January 6, 2009

batting for Boston

slang for one being gay/homo, used by Yankee Fans

Alex, that guy was super gay that i saw at the pier today

ya dude, I heard that guy was batting for Boston

by NYY_Fan June 3, 2008