sad baked

When you cry so much you look baked/high.

“Hey do you see that girl crying?”

“Yea! She’s sad baked!”

by Heart been broke so many times April 11, 2020

titty bake

Primarily a topless beach, but also used to describe any form of topless sunbathing.

We're doin' Spring Break in Florida, man, every beach is a titty bake!

She is out by the pool, having herself a titty bake.

by Noradelle June 24, 2011

Totally Baked

Absolutely fucked after.a night of sex and drugs

Missing you too Totally baked after last night's wild session. Text you later x

by milkywad February 18, 2018

baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017

Baked alabama

A sex move where you take minced onion and ginger drowned in hot sauce and put it in a stretched anal cavity before letting go of the rim of the reciever's ass, letting the mixture remain in their colon till they shit it out

I love baked alabama but it hurts like hell

by Alpharat53 July 25, 2017

skinny bake

tanning nude

skinny = nude
bake = tan

Also known as just casually being nude outdoors; usually at a beach.

girl - "I want to go to the nude beach!"

friend - "You don't even skinny bake."

by toetaytoe October 18, 2012

Bake Money

Baker (Baby Goat) Mayfield

Yo, Bake Money lit it up last night dawg.

by Thechef4722 March 8, 2019