August 25 2003

The day a goddess was born. Also the basest bitch.

August 25 2003 is the best day.

by Bean the magic fruit January 21, 2018

August 20th

A very important day for a very important girl who really needs a “happy birthday” by someone

Someone: Hey Tru guess what day it is ?... August 20th happy birthday 🎉

Tru: Omg you remembered 😩🥰😍

by I’m the truETH October 18, 2019

August 30

The greater human being on this planets birthday. It’s Ryan Ross’s birthday, who did you think it was gonna be?

Today is August 30, the king of emo, Ryan Ross’s birthday.

by Lilhemmotate October 17, 2019

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good

harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017

August

She is a very beautiful, outgoing, and smart girl. She doesn’t put up with anyone’s shit. August is a rare name you never hear it anywhere besides when we end up in the eighth month of the year.. Seems to be very successful with everything that she’s done, or is doing. If you run across someone like her keep her it’ll be worth it.

August is a successful girl/woman, very attractive, great hygiene, and nice smile

by Gi Apple August 24, 2018

august 28th

it is the day when an amazing person was born. smart. beautiful. practically perfect in every way. usually named chris are the people that were born on this day should be highly esteemed and recognized at all times.

person 1: bro it's august 28th
person 2: so what?
person 1: we have to go pay out respects to chris
person 2: oh yes let's go

by the.one.and.only.chris April 22, 2020

August 29 2007

When the most hot pretty sassy kindhearted Virgo was born we call hottie

Guy:do you know about August 29 2007
Girl:No what about it

Guy:it’s the day hottie was born on duh 😂

by UmU December 17, 2019