“Oh my God!” The diet atheist exclaimed in shock, not entirely believing in the concept of the immortal entity that may be above them but using the name to express their fright.
“Thank God!” whispered the diet atheism as they realized the deadline was a few weeks ahead and not a few days.
“Thank God!” whispered the diet atheism as they realized the deadline was a few weeks ahead and not a few days.
by WebRobynz December 4, 2022
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Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
Get the Best Atheist Argument mug.Someone who lacks faith in religion. There’s nothing more to it, they didn’t piss in your cheerios, they aren’t gonna murder your family, they don’t go into their basement every Sunday to do satanic rituals. The average atheist lacks faith until proven wrong, but that really loud, really outspoken group of Atheist who will turn away an offer if it’s from a religious person but then also carry on for hours about Astrology.
Person 1: Ay you coming to **insert place of religious worship** today?
Person 2: Nah, I’m an Atheist.
Person 2: Nah, I’m an Atheist.
by IamBW May 16, 2023
Get the Atheist mug.A Tillman Atheist is known for his valor and unrivaled courage. Named after the legendary, incredibly brave, Pat Tillman who chose to forgo a successful NFL career to fight unfairness and stupidity, was willing to die for whats right, simply because its the right thing to do, Not because he would receive some infinite reward in an afterlife
Did you hear about Mark? He gave up his executive 6 figure salary to take the fight from the internet to the battlefields in the middle east, a great example of a Tillman Atheist :)
by DevientGenie February 20, 2015
Get the Tillman Atheist mug.Atheist Imperialism is a term used to refer to a new atheist ideology that is about spread atheism over the whole world, mainly from developed countries to undeveloped countries and to peripheral countries. Atheist Imperialism is also used to refer to the act of Anglo-Saxon new atheist authors spread new atheism over the whole world and influence the whole world. As an ideology, atheist imperialism is basically state atheism in form of imperialism, it seeks to fight religion, spirituality, supernaturality, metaphysics/extraphysics, esoterism and occultism into all means possible. Always seeking on the use of natural sciences and Neo-Positivism for do so. Atheist Imperialism also seeks on the full control of worldwide politics and science as a way to promote new atheism to everyone and everywhere, atheist imperialism usually seeks on the use of violent arguments and discriminatory arguments as a way to impose new atheism to everyone.
"Atheist imperialism is considered as a culturally authoritarian ideology but it advocates libcentre politics and economics. Atheist imperialism could be considered a possible tool of State Atheism to spread atheism worlwide and even a tool of new atheism to spread new atheism worldwide using science, politics and the internet to do so. Being both forms of atheism and imperialism, it uses violent and discriminatory arguments, always trying, using any means possible, calling everything religious, spiritual, supernatural, metaphysical/extraphysical, esoteric and occult mental illness (delusion, schizophrenia, madness, hallucination etc), as charlatanism and as others usually call those things."
"Atheist Imperialism has become the crusades of 21st century based on new atheism, neuroatheism, psychoatheism, scientoatheism, mediumship/spiritual reductionism and others. Atheist imperialism must be countered and criticized such as religious fanaticism, since atheism imperialism might be considered as a form of religious fanaticism."
"Atheist Imperialism has become the crusades of 21st century based on new atheism, neuroatheism, psychoatheism, scientoatheism, mediumship/spiritual reductionism and others. Atheist imperialism must be countered and criticized such as religious fanaticism, since atheism imperialism might be considered as a form of religious fanaticism."
by Full Monteirism March 1, 2021
Get the Atheist Imperialism mug.Yeah, Tom is an atheist whose ego is so high, if he jumped from it to his IQ, he'd splatter like a watermelon.
by Phillip Wifarts July 29, 2022
Get the Atheist mug.An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.
Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.
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