oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials 

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019

drop off the jackson kids at the pool 

1.) To defecate, take a crap, take a dump, etc.
It may be helpful to note the dark brown color of feces, and a toilets natural resemblance to a pool.

I really have to go to the bathroom!...Im going to drop off the jackson kids at the pool as soon as I get home!

drop off the jackson kids at the pool by Pacificus May 17, 2006

panic! at the disco 

Panic! at the disco gives me hope and reinstills my faith in modern rock/popular music. I don't think we have heard something this fresh in 10 years.

Panic! at the Disco "Build God Then We'll Talk" lyric excerpt:

It's these substandard motels on the lalalalala, quarter of Fourth and Fremont Street,Appealing only because they are just that unappealing, Any practiced Catholic would cross themselves upon entering

panic! at the disco by Bagtag, the Often Violent Magician July 16, 2006

panic! at the disco 

panic at the disco is an awesome band who has been around since bout summer 05
they get heaps of crap from 'emo' haters
even though anyone who knew anything about P!ATD would know that theyre NOT emo.
so before u judge them plz listen to them
also loved by preps/posers who think P!ATD is 'HAWT' who ahve only heard i write sins not tragedies
i mean ur not 'poser' if u havnt been a fan of P!ATD since the beggining but OMG all u 'old' fans should get a life even tho we havnt follwed them as long as u....as long as we kno more than their 4 singles...we arent posers were just NEW fans ok??
btw on their myspace they r officially classed as-rock/big band/techno

poser-OMG i like, totally LOOOOVE panic! at the disco...they r sooo HAWT!
new fan-wats ur fave song by them them...do u even know one of their songs that isnt a single??
poser-ummmm....i write sins not tragedies???
old fan- OMG like neither of u can be fans ive been one the longest n im the only 1 that deserves 2 be a fan of them!

panic! at the disco by [...] December 24, 2008

panic! at the disco 

straightest band alive

panic! at the disco are seriously so fucking straight. like, for real.

panic! at the disco by george ryan ross iii April 20, 2011

Taylor at Ten 

N: An event in which a group of friends gather before a party or social gathering and pregame by drinking alcohol and/or preparing mixed drinks. The event starts roughly around 10:00 p.m., and usually takes a half hour to an hour, depending on the event being pregamed. The drink of choice at most Taylor at Ten events is Bacardi Razz. Taylor at Ten can occur any night of the week, and had been noted to be the cause of several blackouts.

V: To participate in a Taylor at Ten event.

There is a huge party tonight! Is there going to be Taylor at Ten beforehand?

Are we Taylor at Tenning tonight?

Taylor at Ten by Flash! December 9, 2008

light at the end of the tunnel

(n.) The end of ones life, as described by those who claim to have had near death experiences.

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel

Was just a freight train comin' your way, hey... yeah...

--Metallica, No Leaf Clover.

light at the end of the tunnel by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004