by ravenflesh June 23, 2008
Get the apple sac mug.1. (n.) {Origin: English, ~1970(?)} A place in Western Wisconsin that epitomizes and showcases the fancies of (primarily) white people from rural American upbringing. Mostly, activities are centered around floating down the river on old inner tubes with coolers that start filled with beer and end up empty.
2. (n.) A place parents sometimes mistakenly bring their families on a weekend in mid-summer.
3. (adj.) {Origin: English, 2008} Used to describe activities, events, or people deemed unsophisticated and/or unbecoming of a person with any shred of decency or self-respect. (see also: redneck, white trash)
2. (n.) A place parents sometimes mistakenly bring their families on a weekend in mid-summer.
3. (adj.) {Origin: English, 2008} Used to describe activities, events, or people deemed unsophisticated and/or unbecoming of a person with any shred of decency or self-respect. (see also: redneck, white trash)
1. "We ran out of beer half-way down the Apple River last weekend, and then I peed on Ben while he was passed out."
2. "I saw my first male genitalia when I was 10 years old because my parents brought me to the Apple River."
3. "That was sooooo Apple River when Bill shotgunned that Old Milwaukee and threw up in the microwave."
2. "I saw my first male genitalia when I was 10 years old because my parents brought me to the Apple River."
3. "That was sooooo Apple River when Bill shotgunned that Old Milwaukee and threw up in the microwave."
by Minnesota Mike October 10, 2008
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A style-focused person (usually female) who buys Apple products solely for their appearance (as opposed to their functionality).
Usually an idiot female (hence 'tart') who knows nothing about computers or technology.
Usually an idiot female (hence 'tart') who knows nothing about computers or technology.
by Johnny Domino October 13, 2011
Get the Apple tart mug.An apple, being spherical and smooth, is one of the least sharp objects one could find. The phrase "sharp as an apple" therefore means that the subject is slow mentally. An idiot. It can also be used in a self-deprecating manner whenever someone comments on your failures, though typically it helps if you don't actually believe you are.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think would happen if I stuck my hand in this blender and turned it on?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?
by Turkey Boy February 27, 2008
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Get the Horse Apple mug.While giving head, a piece of foreskin gets lodged against your esophagus. You try to hack it up and it still sticks.
by Laird Jeffers February 2, 2009
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made popular by cam'ron in the song Cookies & Apple Juice and explained
in the second verse of the song. (for those who didn't already know)
made popular by cam'ron in the song Cookies & Apple Juice and explained
in the second verse of the song. (for those who didn't already know)
Song : Cookies & Apple Juice - Cam'ron
Female verse - Yep, he said I'm cute. Try to throw me in a loop.
hit me when he's hungry lick my cookies drink my apple juice.
guy : whats good wit them cookies.
hoe : get the fuck.
guy : i drink apple juice.
hoe : call me 2nite around 7.
Female verse - Yep, he said I'm cute. Try to throw me in a loop.
hit me when he's hungry lick my cookies drink my apple juice.
guy : whats good wit them cookies.
hoe : get the fuck.
guy : i drink apple juice.
hoe : call me 2nite around 7.
by wrekkless May 19, 2009
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