altemose

The greatest last name of all time. And as a side effect gives you the nickname “Moose”

Ayooo , wassup Mr. Altemose? “Not much Mr. Schcababo”.

by Not somekid trying to be funny December 12, 2017

Alter Emoji

The emoji that is like your spirit animal. Everyone has one. You use it so much you grow to identify with it, love it, and even get possessive of it. It can change over time. If you're good friends with someone you probably know what theirs is.

Guy: What are you doing tonight? *Smirking Face*
Girl: Trying to get in my pants?
Guy: No I didn't mean anything by it, it's just my alter emoji!
Girl: Yeah right *Face with Tears of Joy* you're always using the disco dancer!

by MonteCristo8 February 1, 2018

"alternatives"-ad fury

The near-maniacal rage you feel when an online vendor/advertiser off-handedly remarks that a desired product/content is no longer offered/available, and then adds insult to injury by cheerfully cajoling, "But no worries --- check out some of our other awesome products/services, like these!", causing you to just wanna smash yer fist right through the screen in resentful frustration, since whatever "substitute" profferings they are showing you have virtually no resemblance whatever to what you were looking for and would certainly not be anywhere near as satisfying; it's almost like they're presuming to imply that THEY know more about what YOU want than YOU do YOURSELF!

Counsellor, sympathetically consoling a late-teens client who is practically climbing the walls in tearful frustration from having been cheekily offered "Super Mario" by an online-gaming website when he'd wanted to play a round of "Spy Hunter Classic" after a long day at high school, just as he'd been doing every evening for the past two years: Ah-haa --- sounds to me like a classic case of "alternatives"-ad fury --- I so totally "get ya", Young Man, and I don't blame ya one bit for feeling this way... a lot of companies sure don't consider what their customers truly want whenever they"update" their offerings, do they? Reminds me of a couple of local radio stations back when I was around your age --- all of a sudden they stopped playing their traditional soothing '60's 'n' '70's easy-listening music in favor of pop-bop and country-crap --- a LOT of adult-listeners were REALLY bummed out about that! Why, I myself STILL sorely miss that wonderful music almost thirty years later!

by QuacksO July 13, 2018

Alteredarbon

To join two words together to make one , combine parts of two words to make one

(FedEx) Federal - Express combined to form an Alteredarbon -

(Flexy) Fluffy - Sexy Combined to form an Alteredarbon

by Willy47 August 22, 2018

alter aeon addict

Someone who proclaims that they're finished with this terrible mud, but who still dreams about it.

Morpheus still uses jaws 6.2 and GMud32, be back chums I'm going to quaff. Wow ted, you're such an alter aeon addict.

by TedPaul October 22, 2018

Alteri

A dead game.

"Anyone on Alteri?" - pyth
**Crickets**

by Game Destroyer January 17, 2019

Alteans

Alteans is an alien species in the animated TV-series "Voltron: Legendary Defender" (2016). Alteans look simialar to humans, but with colorful markings under their eyes, pointy ears and colorful pupils. They are also able to change their height and skintone.

Alteans have a very advansed civilization with complex technology powered by a material called quintessence. Their whole planet, Altea got destroyed by the galra, leaving only a few survivors.

"I spent the following centuries searching for clues about my Altean heritage"
- Lotor
(Lotor talking with Allura about Alteans, and his mothers family )

by TheNotRealUrbanLegend February 13, 2019