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African Hezilump 

A large Elephant often associated with a Woolly Mammoth, except from the African region......of africa, in africa, no on africa. It is large and has two giant tusks coming from its face.
Also African Hezilump is often used as a threat.
As a threat: Run faster you fatty! Before you get run over by an African Hezilump!
or
Shutup stupidface before i turn you into a crustacian from the paleolithic era or an AFRICAN HEZILUMP!!!!!
African Hezilump by Andyzor May 13, 2006

african american 

an African American is a light skinned brother who is tired of being called a Mexican and is angry at the world. there is no mistaking the two when you see a black man you call him black if you see a sorta black man you call him African American.

True African Americans have very unusual names which are often the result of the Favorite food and or the first thing the mother sees while she is giving birth. EX:(Velveeta, Dasanni, and sanders.) while a Black man is given a traditional name like EX:( Tom *click* *click* jones) there is also a chart to determine the corecct term for a NIGGER yes i said NIGGER get over it crackers we were all thinking it.

this chart will help you identify your black friend the higher the number the less black you are. each of which result in a deferent term of communication for the black man.

1.The only thing seperating you from midnight is 11:59.(NIGGA)

2.your dad has slept more white women since you were born than you can count on both hands and feet.(HOMIE)

3.if the lights go off really quick you turn invisible for a few seconds.(BLACK)

4. you like fried chicken BUT you also like mayonnaise on it.(AFRICAN AMERICAN)

5.black kid with an afro.(AFRO-KIN)

6. you would rather watch a sport than play it.(BROTHA)

7. you like Eminem nuff said (HO-HO)

8. you have mostly white friends. (WATERMELON)

moreno
person 1:Damn that African American is a fucking class 3 NIGGA
person 2:Shit you right

African paganism 

A broad class of many religions of gods that are worshiped in Africa that are not part of the Jewish,Christian or Islamic tradition ect. and has been introduced to the U.S. by African Americans and has since been taken up bu some sections of the White community.
In the U.S. the gods of African paganism from different cultures are sometimes worshiped to together.
African paganism is seen as another part of the pagan community.
He's into African paganism.

african booty scratcher 

African Texter 

one that can send a two-handed text message while balancing something on their head
guy 1: what are you doing right now
guy 2: taking my laundry to the washer
guy 1: while you're texting?!?

guy 2: yeah...I'm an African Texter

African-Japanican 

One of African and Japanese descent. Much like an African American, but Japanican.
He was of African-Japanican descent.