(D²)ad

Sometimes referred to as a Disposable Daddy, a D Squared Dad is a person that insist on keeping their f*ckboy/f*ckgirl tendencies despite being in a different dating class that has different set priorities than they realize. Usually they are constantly looking to get laid by someone in order to prove to themselves that they "still got it" and to eventually become a leech on any and everyone they come into contact with. Love and loyalty are usually just words to them rather than actual concepts.
Woman 1: Hey does the new clerk at work seem like a Disposable Daddy to you?
Woman 2: Oh, they are definitely a D Squared Dad. I heard they go to they bare every weekend to hook up with anyone they're able to manipulate. Usually they tell people they're an Influencer on Vacation and they could make people famous if they have the talent.
Woman 1: Gross! Can't believe that line actually works for them. That's definitely a (D²)ad for sure.
by Rouge Veil April 14, 2024
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ad-mire

n. A deep black sticky morass of adverts.

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The Superbowl broadcast is becoming a total ad-mire.
by gnostic3 March 21, 2024
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Ad least

Silly way of saying at least in past tense while texting
You could of ad leaste let me read it.
by daimajin June 03, 2021
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ads more like sads :(

no stop doing the fucking ads no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
"Why are there so many ads? ads more like sads :("
by iminhellplshelpahhh June 18, 2024
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ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021
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ai ads

The peak of human retardation, a pandemic spread by disgusting companies around the world.
guy: ahh, i love watching youtube
advertisement: DiD yOU kNoW AppLe IntEllIgeNce Ai MetAveRse GooGle GemiNi We IncLuDE Ai in BInG CoPIlOt!!???
guy: bombs advertiser that made the ai ads
by coke2009 October 17, 2024
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Ad victoriam

Ad victoriam is two things.
A. A main quest for the Brotherhood of Steel in Fallout 4.
B. The motto ("towards victory.") Which is in Latin.
Scribe: Ad victoriam, paladin.
Paladin: Ad victoriam.

IF A:
Person A: bro i just completed Ad victoriam
Person B: Liberty prime, back on-line
Person A: take your meds bro
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