I am not a bear

I am not a bear is a poet, artist, literature critic, and post-rock genre fanatic. Known poems include "Your Initials Sound Like a Disease," "Spinach," "This One's For Me," and "Alto 23." An air of mystery surrounds I am not a bear. It's not even known if this figure is male or female.

Example does not exist for I am not a bear

by KL MB February 21, 2013

What am I

Same I'm not pretty and I'm not ugly

I have lots of friends and half of them don't even talk to me. Lol I'm average in all words and that's alright cuz at least I'm something. And that's me.

What am I you ask well I'm not pretty or ugly, I'm me.

by Alaina M Puciata December 20, 2020

am I dreaming

When something is crazy unbelievable. Could be used when you think someone is stunning
Could also be used when something is so awful that you cannot believe it’s true.

*sarah posts on insta*
lex: “oh my god am I dreaming🤩🤩”

by world star cash money September 28, 2021

i am not amused

what fancy ass people say when they are unhappy.

"I am not amused." said they posh lady.

by uradweeb September 3, 2019

Can am drivers

Can am drivers have absolute donkey dick and pull a insane amount of bitches on the daily -big d double c

Can am drivers are bad ass

by Big D double C May 23, 2022

i am on chrome

When people think chrome is the superior browser they will usually bring this up. Always said by Beta Males

Spooky69: I heard duckduckgo is pretty good.
ezggggetgood: i am on chrome
Spooky69: Not everything is about you.

by Night's Bane June 13, 2021

am i sane

your on the urban dictionary no your not

am i sane

no

are you tier
that proof

by Awsomeness1175 April 20, 2020