Alabama blaster

When you ejaculate on your sister from 2 feet away

Dude I totally used the Alabama blaster last night

by The real Madeline McCann June 13, 2019

Alabama blue hat

The act of defecating into a fellow work college's hard hat (preferably a stand in supervisor) for shits and giggles.

Damn.. that loaf I just pinched off into Alan's hard hat was the most satisfying Alabama blue hat I've done since the bass straight...A real steamer

by SpikeMcGigidy April 16, 2019

Alabama Angler Fish

When you take a entire large mouth bass, cram it into your partner's vagina and fuck the fishes mouth.

Dude Debra let me give her a Alabama Angler Fish.

by Ginger Cat Attack September 26, 2019

alabama fountain pop

When you shit In a empty fountain pop freeze it shove the frozen turd back up ur ass then shit it back out and repeat the process until its completely gone

Mom: why the fuck is a frozen cup of shit in my freezer? Kid: shut the fuck up mom it's a Alabama fountain pop put it back.

by Bjpohio2255 November 22, 2019

Alabamaphobia

The phobia of your special other turning Sweet Home Alabama on their stepsiblings.

Me: "My ex fricked her stepbrother, I know have Alabamaphobia."
Friend: "That's not a real thing.."
Me: "Oh yeah? Look in Urban Dictionary."

by Isaacthegoat November 10, 2020

Alabama Mud Crab

When someone defacates in a women's vagina and the women uses her pelvic floor to blow muddy bubbles from her rotten brown covered stank hole

Sandra paid for a new bed but after a rank night out the Alabama Mud Crab destroyed her bedding

by Standstiff November 3, 2021

Alabama Taco Supreme

When you shit in your sister's mouth, use it for taco meat, and then use her piss and your cum for sauce!

What people in Alabama do on Cinco de mayo

Yo, me and my sis pulled an Alabama Taco Supreme last night. She still can't get all the shit out of her mouth!

by Bootybeater21 January 5, 2023