Noon: Why is my hair falling out again?
Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer
Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer
by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017
Get the Crippling Nicotine Addictionmug. When is dishevelled and has eyes that are so tired you just know they have been on a lifetime of crack and/or heroin. In actuallity, the effect has like been achieved with a few weeks' poor sleep.
I can't go anywhere because people assume I have crack addict eyes. In reality I'm just a poor sleeper.
by greyshark7 May 17, 2011
Get the Crack addict eyesmug. A sad but true ailment where all you can discuss are Dogs and Angels and Secret Agents and how Leo was savagely lynched in week 2 by an angry mob although innocent!
Ever since Eden Falls began, I've been suffering from Eden Falls Addiction. Now that it's ended, I suffer even more.
by Valerie Adams November 6, 2003
Get the Eden Falls Addictionmug. A person who is addicted to reading and writing definitions on UD. They often get a thrill off of posting inappropriate yet hilarious definitions for the whole world to see. Also what I am
by Dubiks May 3, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionary Addictmug. Most Roblox Players Get This Addiction Because They Play Case Clicker So Much, This Addiction First Started When Two Small Youtubers XaydenPlayz And ISoToxic Started Recording This Game So Much That It Became A Udder Nuisance And The Game Died. Life Lesson Never Play Roblox Case Clicker Too Much
by XaydenPlayz May 12, 2019
Get the Case Clicker Addictionmug. when your man gets 15 tb of pure hentai on a hard drive with a slice of memes from Diego's meme addiction with segers attention span.
by tommythecommie May 14, 2021
Get the Eduardo's porn addictionmug. A person who remains obsessed with an ex lover, continuing to maintain communication long after the breakup and harboring visions of getting back together despite multiple failed attempts.
Rog: So you coming to the holiday party?
Tom: Yeah, for shizzle
Rog: Bringing anyone?
Tom: I was thinking about asking my ex wife
Rog: Damn yo, you're still into that?
Tom: What can I say?
Rog: You're a serious ex addict, bro. Might want to get that looked into
Tom: Yeah, I know. I like the punishment
Tom: Yeah, for shizzle
Rog: Bringing anyone?
Tom: I was thinking about asking my ex wife
Rog: Damn yo, you're still into that?
Tom: What can I say?
Rog: You're a serious ex addict, bro. Might want to get that looked into
Tom: Yeah, I know. I like the punishment
by FriendOrFlake December 3, 2014
Get the ex addictmug.