The substance that comes out of a fabulous woman when she pushes air out of her vagina usually in the form of glitter and sparkles.
Ellis got very excited whilst going out to buy Pringles and so when she got to the shop, her Queef Glitter got all over the floor.
by nimajneb69 May 19, 2015
When a girl is wrapped in a blanket and Queefs inside of it, trapping the hot air inside for a warm center
by SamHateHer September 02, 2022
Slang used in Dayton Ohio to describe girls with stinky downstairs. Often sounds like a duck when they walk.
by Ilovestinkypuss November 25, 2021
by hookemyea December 10, 2011
Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
by sandry shores April 10, 2018
Tina: Is that a new shirt or are you gaining weight?
Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.
Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.
by DinoLaurs April 30, 2018
A Queef Face is when the male eats out the girl’s pussy and right as she is about to cum she queefs right into his mouth
by SpedEx_express May 15, 2019