cock queef

A penile fart caused by excess air build up in the urethra.

I experienced a cock queef after sticking my penis in the jacuzzi jet.

My partner farted from their dick, I think it was a cock queef!

by iqueefedinqueechee February 2, 2020

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queef beetle

When a woman farts and the fart bubble gets stuck between her lips by her vagina, she must the wiggle her hips to try and pop the queef beetle or let it escape.

"Man I farted and now it's stuck in my crotch!"

"You just gotta wiggle the queef beetle out, Sarah."

by Apr.files February 16, 2020

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Queefed the boof

Making a mistake such as (but not limited to) queefing after a freshly performed boof.

"Marsha spilled her drink on the powder tray."
"Damn, she really queefed the boof."

by BoofatoriumRVA October 5, 2020

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Queef Wellington

When a girl is wrapped in a blanket and Queefs inside of it, trapping the hot air inside for a warm center

"Dude, is Sam in that blanket on the couch?" "Yeah, she made a Queef Wellington in there"

by SamHateHer September 2, 2022

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Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.

2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.

3. Momentary distance from gratification.

Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.

Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.

by Chesapeake Charlie October 31, 2022

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