Parker

reatard

Parker is a reatard

by an autistic clown August 3, 2022

eddie parker

Typically the name of a truly salty fireman

Eddie Parker is the most aggressive salt dog I know.

by 7th ward lord April 19, 2018

parker's biggest fan

dany is parker's biggest fan!

dany loves parker the most. she is parker's biggest fan for sure!

by busbys January 2, 2021

Parker

Parker is the kindest person you ever meet 4 things about her is .......................

Loving ,kind,smart, and she has a good booty b****

And if you're her special guy you're really lucky

Dang Parker got a good booty

by Rytdhfyf November 21, 2019

Parker

He gets really attached to you when won’t let go. He’s very emotional and emotionally attached he touches you even when you’re telling him to stop he is caring sometimes and very sensitive he is a liar. He laughs at everything even when it’s not funny he has a really bad sense of humor. He is very horny

Is that parker coming? Run

by Longpantsperson March 11, 2022

Parker LeGoff

That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!

Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.

by JLB55 November 2, 2021

Parker

Parker is a very hot, sexy, and cool. Parker gets anyone they want and has sex all the time. Parker is basically a magnet to the ladies, and is very very fast, almost even sub 21 5k time. I dont know what would happen if this sexy man named parker ever left.

Girl 1- Hey Parker, I am in love with you

Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line

Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.

Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.

Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you

Parker- Yes please

by peepopog123123 January 26, 2021