Mahala moment

A Mahala moment is when someone is being really loud and then poops themselves.

Olivia: LOLOLOL that was so funny!!
Sophia: XDXDXD IKR
Mahala: *Screams then poops*
Olivia and Sophia: Now that was a Mahala moment!

I just LOL'd so hard then I pooped in my pants. Now that was a mahala moment.

by POOPYPOOPOO123 May 26, 2020

Mj moment

When a person such as Mj, will refuse to play with the boys and would rather call a girl for hours on end.

Justin: "Lets play GTA V later tonight"
Mj: "Nah not today, just sayin"
Peter: "Mj moment right here"

by wife beater 9000 June 27, 2021

Alex moment

When a person tries to be funny by using something he learned at school.

Real Alex moment right there

by ISRY November 9, 2020

froggit moment

A moment of great perversion, typically either forbidden or related to crime

holy shit the police had to respond to like, 5 froggit moments today

by XMonsun June 18, 2020

Jess Moment

1. When you are disappointed that your swimmers can’t go under 4:40 in the 500 free.

2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.

3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”

4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes

Hey Matt you’re giving me a Jess moment. We wanted you under 4:40.

by NineK March 18, 2021

Dale moment

Performing an extreme fuck up even though you do most things right.

Friend 1: "9+2 is 10 right?"
Friend 2: "Bro are you serious?"
Friend 1: "Oh shit did I just have a fucking massive dale moment?"

by Jot44 February 9, 2022

One moment

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.

MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*

by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017