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fuck a duck on a gut wagon 

Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.
Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon

Fuck a jackalope day 

Fuck a jackalope day is an international holiday celebrated on the 18th of December. Celebrators typically pound the plump ass of the nearest jackalope then treat them for aftercare cuddles.
Damn, tomorrow is fuck a jackalope day, my dick is rock hard.
Fuck a jackalope day by meatier December 17, 2020

Fuck a pussy 

She gotta nice ass but I gotta fuck a pussy ASAP
Fuck a pussy by Fuck a pussy June 27, 2021

Fuck A Duck 

A word used when one is extremely pissed off.
"You what?!! You ran over my mother?!!!-FUCK A DUCK!!"
Fuck A Duck by Derrick S. April 21, 2003

Fuck a dog in a river 

To dispose of goods, people or animals. Disposal does not need to be in a body of water.
Common usage in the mixed race culture in London, especially mixed black/irish.
Dean: I am a bad man
Harry: You're as bad as a cucumber
Dean: I'd fuck a dog in a river.
Harry: ........ wait.... you'd fuck a dog in a river?.....

fuck a duck in the titturd 

fuck a duck in the titturd i missplaced my car keys

fuck a duck in the titturd i missed out on a large wedge tornado