Pronunciation: /nju əˈmɛrɪkən seɪnt ˈbaɪbəl/
Definition:
The New American Saint Bible is an Iberian-Romance language translation of the Sainted Bible, edited from the year 2021. This version excludes Germanic, Scandinavian, and Anglo-Saxon words, as well as phrasal and irregular verbs. It aims for clarity and accessibility by focusing on a lexicon of Latin and Anglo-Norman roots while remaining faithful to the core message of the Old and New Testaments.
Definition:
The New American Saint Bible is an Iberian-Romance language translation of the Sainted Bible, edited from the year 2021. This version excludes Germanic, Scandinavian, and Anglo-Saxon words, as well as phrasal and irregular verbs. It aims for clarity and accessibility by focusing on a lexicon of Latin and Anglo-Norman roots while remaining faithful to the core message of the Old and New Testaments.
Examples:
• The New American Saint Bible offers a fresh perspective on the scriptures.
• The clarity of the New American Saint Bible is appreciated by numerous people.
• This passage from the New American Saint Bible is easy to comprehend.
• The New American Saint Bible offers a fresh perspective on the scriptures.
• The clarity of the New American Saint Bible is appreciated by numerous people.
• This passage from the New American Saint Bible is easy to comprehend.
by Dmitrio January 7, 2025
Get the New American Saint Biblemug. by Ayeitscilt March 4, 2018
Get the Electronic biblemug. by Seanmdjr March 25, 2021
Get the Bible of EDMmug. it started as a pippeli then turned into bible because pippeli sounds like bible and it smells. as we came up with it we were tired af.
hey you have a smelly bible
yeah i know *does the ritual*
*starts singing* smelly bible *and changing the highness of the voice
yeah i know *does the ritual*
*starts singing* smelly bible *and changing the highness of the voice
by shiggybible January 17, 2020
Get the smelly biblemug. Bitch - “Yo Hemskii you got any Bible left?”
Hemskii - “Nah I finished that shit off with your little sister bitch.”
Bitch - “Ahhhh shit! Now I gotta rob another gas station.”
Hemskii - “Nah I finished that shit off with your little sister bitch.”
Bitch - “Ahhhh shit! Now I gotta rob another gas station.”
by Jt Smoov January 4, 2021
Get the Biblemug. By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
Get the How Christians Read the Biblemug. An abhorrent, obnoxious alternative to "Bible Thumping", Bible Bitching is used against non-christians to preach about how they are going to hell. Despite this, Bible Bitches are commonly known to masturbate to fictional anthropomorphic characters in homo-erotic situations.
"You're going to Hell, Mark! All you do is do drugs and fuck whores!"
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."
by Charles Kramer May 10, 2022
Get the Bible Bitchingmug.