An individual who justifies their sexual impropriety though claiming each act of sexual misconduct was legitimate due to specific circumstances. The technicality whore is thus able to make excuses after each sexual act to avoid guilt. The technicality whore is usually in a relationship, but may also be single and using technicalities to avoid damaging the clean perception they have of themselves.
Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."
Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."
Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Bill Clinton is the world's most famous technicality whore. He claimed he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." He was using the classic blow jobs aren't sex pattern that has been used by technicality whores since time immemorial.
Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."
"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."
A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."
"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."
A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
by CockityCockCockCock March 8, 2010
Get the Technicality Whoremug. When a woman performs a sexual act and after (or during) said act calculates the relative worth of act. Often, this is followed by demands for remuneration from the recipient of act.
Damn, Tiffany gave me the hottest blowjob last night... then she ruined it by doing whore math and making me take her out to dinner afterward instead of just going to sleep.
by Drewy The Devil July 23, 2010
Get the Whore mathmug. A slutty girl who fucks a lot of guys but does it with style, grace and elegance; all while looking mad fine.
by Manhattan Mick and The Pac October 13, 2011
Get the Whore Swagmug. A girl you don't really care about beyond a booty call who ends up weasling her way into sleeping over your house after you bang her, and keeping you up with her snoring.
I didn't even want to take any girls home last night because I was tired and didn't want to get stuck next to some stupid snore whore.
by dizzy the dynosaur October 11, 2009
Get the snore whoremug. by shika August 30, 2007
Get the gossip whoremug. Spurs used specifically on hookers. It was first coined by Xander Crews / Awesome X on season 2; episode 01 of the Adult Swim cartoon "Frisky Dingo"
Although no standard method of use has been exhibited one would assume they would be used in a similar "side spurring" fashion as in horseback riding.
Although no standard method of use has been exhibited one would assume they would be used in a similar "side spurring" fashion as in horseback riding.
"Yeah, and he really put the spurs to her, and I mean that literally. He used my great grandad's whoring spurs."
by johnny myers April 22, 2009
Get the whoring spursmug. by Suppppppeeps January 18, 2011
Get the Whoremug.