The Ryan

When ever you have a group of friends together and are drinking alcohol, one of them gets extremly horny out of nowhere. This guy is known as 'The Ryan.' He will fuck random objects while under said intoxication.

Friend 1: This isn't fucking funny! Who's cum is all over my damn McNuggets?!
Friend 2: Shit dude, we have the Ryan among us

by JimmyRustler420 March 7, 2015

Ryan

A Ryan is someone who is always unpredictable yet predictable, naive yet impure, and other contradictory things. It can be hard to identify someone as a Ryan, but if they seem to act contradictory to themselves or extremely randomly, they may very well be a Ryan.

Guy 1 -"Hey dude, what's a dank meme?"
Guy 2 - "Seriously?"
Guy 1 - "Send noods"
Guy 2 - "You're such a Ryan!"

Ryan just called me a whore after saying he loves me, I'm so confused.

by jackmaster110 March 12, 2018

Ryan

a sweet boy... wait, scratch that, he's a retarded liberal who is such a fucking pussy that he still ejaculates in his mother's womb as if it was the acid showers in Auschwitz during the Holocaust. HEADS UP DICKWADS: if your name is Ryan, piss the fuck off because this piece of shit description is directed at Ryan Levi Garcia. thank you

Me: "Stop being such a little bitch and take it in the ass, Ryan."
Ryan: "Shut the fuck up, you future pornstar director. I'll take it... like a fucking man."

by BabyBubba January 3, 2020

Ryan

He is sweet, kind, sexy and funny .he is very creative with a platonic imagination. He's a bit weird some times but that's what makes him seem so confident or maybe he doesn't care what people think. He will always have your back and make time for you with visits .he will make you feel special every time you see him just that type of person. He's one of the best guys you could ask for and any girl would be blessed to have him. He will make you want to do things you wouldn't usually do like fantasize all dam day. He is very intelligent and intimidating sometimes to talk to maybe it's just the built up tension that makes it so awkward.

P1: what you doing?
P2: thinking about Ryan.
P1: you have to get over yourself.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 29, 2019

Ryan

Yo what's up fuckers im the coolest mother fucker around

Ryan no one can fuck with me

by Hi it's jacob October 11, 2018

Ryan

A bitch

Ryan sucks dick

by Boogiekid January 3, 2020

Ryan

Bitch bitch bitch, he ascts like he owns the world and does not give a fuck about others, he treats people like shit, he has a pussy by the way, he is not a real guy, he calls his friends a slut, and says the he or she had sex with this one guy, and starts bitchy ass rumors that are not true, just for the attention, don't trust this hoe, he's a bitch!

"Omg Ryan looks like a fugly ass wipe that's my baby brother used"

by Vswidbduwj February 28, 2017