long island

you live "ON" Long Island... not "in" it

"yo, I have to go to my grandma's house this weekend all the way in Long Island.. it's gonna suck so much."
"dude, you mean 'on Long Island'.. get it right."

by yourbiiggestfan September 5, 2011

long walk

1. when a death row inmate walks to the execution chamber.
2. For a astronaut going into space the walk to the launch pad.

1. there going to make John take the long today.
2. Did you see John glen take the long walk?

by Deep blue 2012 September 2, 2009

long drag

You drag your tongue from the front to the back of the vagina

I gave her long drags all night!

by vaktsn November 6, 2023

long shlog

the shit that stick up in the morning with a wet surface pulcing and cumming.

long shlog in yo mom

by he he he hui March 30, 2022

Dametus long

Da meat is long.

If your girl ain’t texting back 9:30 on a Friday night chances are shes hanging with Dametus Long, and ain’t coming back.

“Dametus Long over here with them sweatpants on finna make me act up!”

“My girlfriend hung out with Dametus Long and started walking weird the next day”

by Jeb42069 January 15, 2021

Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 1, 2021

Long Island

An island east of NYC. When you hear Long Island, most people think about Nassau and Suffolk counties. Geographically, Long Island consists of 4 counties, Nassau, Suffolk, Kings and Queens.

Some people thing Long Island is ghetto, everyone is rich, but that's not true. It's an average suburban area, but, Long Island is special, besides some train stations smelling like piss. On Long Island (more specifically in Suffolk County) it takes about an hour to get to the city. (Manhattan for people who don't know what I mean by 'city'). Long Island has the best bagels, and amazing pizza.

"You can turn on red asshole! It's Long Island"

by Akbfbwidnq d February 14, 2017