A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.
Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.
Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.
by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017

Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet
by sis24pig July 27, 2023

by Enigme December 1, 2021

"oh hey free robux with no human verification!"
(After trying that and many others)
"Why does everything lie?"
(After trying that and many others)
"Why does everything lie?"
by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021

When you take a white guy, and put a strap on penis on his ass. Then he stands between two black guys and has anal sex with both of them at the same time.
by Jack Jackson Jackington June 6, 2018

Mom: How are we going to carry all this ground beef home from the grocery store?
Me: You should turn me into a human ravioli
Me: You should turn me into a human ravioli
by Boosh92 February 13, 2019

When more than five people cuddle with the same blankets across all of them. This is usually during a cast party or hangout. Most times, there is no sexual relations during this cuddle and everybody is drunk or high. It is a sacred bond between friends.
Person 1: "Was the party crazy?"
Person 2: " Uhh, no. We just drank, smoked, and formed a human cuddlepede. It was a really chill night."
Person 1: "Gay."
Person 2: "This is why you weren't invited."
Person 2: " Uhh, no. We just drank, smoked, and formed a human cuddlepede. It was a really chill night."
Person 1: "Gay."
Person 2: "This is why you weren't invited."
by truththebitch February 28, 2016
