by 12sdcdv6 January 10, 2024

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Splash ass is projectile liquid shitting that splashes toilet water back onto your ass. It can be caused by a strong fine diarrhea stream. Or it could take the form of a shotgun blast. Either way it splashes nasty shit water onto your ass.
by guitarman209 October 24, 2020

by Ray Dex March 20, 2017

A tequila sunrise in a shooter
by anonymous July 5, 2024

when u are havin sex nd the girl is so loose that when ur about to get off ur penis falls out nd u cum everywhere (but inside her lol) aka *spash in the floor*
guy 1-so was she any good
guy 2- no man, every1 hit is obviously
guy1-why did u splash in the floor?
guy 2- no man, every1 hit is obviously
guy1-why did u splash in the floor?
by Th3 tRuTh08 March 30, 2009

Boom!Splash.Splash.One.Two.Ready and splash
Google security watching me:Hey I don’t see Splash Liability protections.Please stay down phoning from the moon rock!”
Google security watching me:Hey I don’t see Splash Liability protections.Please stay down phoning from the moon rock!”
by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021
