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gossip hag

(noun)

An empty brained individual that can only gossip about the problems of others, and never talks about ideas or solutions.

The opposite of a wise person.
When your home is surrounded by a group of gossip hags, you start doubting that religion makes people good, and that wisdom comes with age.

The only thing you can hear from the gossip hag's house is noise, cackling, and arrogant gossiping.

Wise people talk about ideas; average people talk about events; gossip hags talk about people.
by McMeh June 15, 2017
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Fag Hag

A straight women how wants to have sex with gay man.
She knows he's gay, she's his Fag Hag. She wants to have sex with him but I don't think he's drunk enough yet...
by OmBoy January 8, 2015
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enyaba the hag

Old bitch from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. DIO's helpful companion who was killed by some weird worms. Also she has a stand that is smoke entering your body and controlling you?
Joseph: oh no it's enyaba the hag!
Jotaro: she's dead.
by JoJo reference July 13, 2023
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Brody hagging

A very big fella who peaked in middle school football
James real deal is brody hagging at sports
by Deanismeab November 20, 2023
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Uggo hag

What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.

Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*

Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023
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Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.
Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023
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Puss Hag

A word used to refer to a stanky low worth bitch

Inspired by s.3 e.1 of Malcolm in the Middle
Now listen here, puss hag”
by OneSmartSnacc November 19, 2020
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