zelalem

A type of Ethiopian cuisine. usually male. Also referred to bad drivers who run into poles because they are unprepared for driving in winters.

2# people who party on the 2nd floor wherever they are and think Bob Marley is the shit.

Zelalem: you need a new battery for your car.


ZEEEEE!!! DONT hit the freaking pole.

by Rubio, Na, Ishmael April 17, 2009

Zelanie

A comedy (in a good way).

I just watched Zelanie and it cheered me up.

by cheryle. August 12, 2006

New Zeland

An imaginery country where dumbass bush-shagging australians might go after they finish their "Sc00L edukatun" and go to to book a holiday to new zealand but can't spell it correctly.

usually visited by people who still think that New Zealand is a part of Australia, that the accents are WORSE than Australians and that everyone shags sheep.

by anabanana July 11, 2003

Jeanne Zelasko

Host of Fox baseball, another sportsbabe

Jeanne Zelasko is sexy.

by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004

new zeland

Something people in New Zealand and out New Zealand seem to think New Zealand is. They think it's an uncivilised place. they think we're 60 years back just because our computers don't have the same communication speed as SETI.

Facts about this imaginary place that is really just a stereotype:

Every town only contains 4 shops. These are as follows:
-KFC
-Pub
-The warehouse
-Petrol station.

None of the roads are tar-sealed at all. the roads are pure dust, and there is no sidewalk either.

Ethnic diversity:
there are four ethnic groups in new zeland.
-pakeha
-maori
-islander
-asian

There is absolutely no existence of people from other places such as the americas, europe, or africa...with the exception of tourists, which new zelanders hate, because they don't want anyone to watch them shagging sheep.
Yes, new zelanders get turned on by beastiality, and they have sex with sheep. This is because new zelanders do not have good television or good computers.

Idiot american/aussie/new zealander/: Wow, I went to New Zeland last year. I went to this new zelander's house and his television was only 42''!

moron: only 42''? Shit! those new zelanders are SO uncivilised!

idiot: it gets worse! his internet connection speed is only 6,000,000,000 gigahurts per second!

moron: i'm glad i'm not in new zeland.

by kinzu_kiwi July 17, 2006

Zelafay

Zelafay can mean what you want it too mean, it's sheer velocity of magnitude greatness allows the speaker of the word to utter it with the intentions of a pure man and with the definition as only they see fit; and most importantly it gives them power, power beyond comprehension. Beware though not any man can utter the word they must be chosen to utter this gift for now there is only one, but perhaps soon one day you too can utter it.

Zelafay Zelafay Zelafay Tutti 'In order to get chosen you must pass the test of time and gravity'

by PananaKhan August 5, 2012

Zelal

Zelal is a girlname.
She is very pretty & nice.
She is helpfull and always nice to everyone.
Her name comes from Turkey.
She loves boys with dark hair and dark eyes.

B: Oh I think I'm in love with Zelal!
A: Really? She is so nice and pretty! I hope you two find together!
B: I hope too.

booty , pretty , nice

by Trashtrashtrashbe February 5, 2017