Zoovier

Def. 1:) Slang term for a 'wild one' or a very independent person

Def. 2:) someone that keeps it one hunna all the time

Guy 1: Aye, man, ain't Isaiah a crazy-ass dude?

Guy 2: Yeah, dawg, he's a real Zoovier

by MagicalMike187 August 22, 2016

Zoonie

Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies

"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"

by Sqid February 14, 2007

Puffin on zootiez

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.

“Puffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
-future

by Mr.Rager69 May 23, 2022

zoomeofe

The best word in the world. 21 points minimum in the game of scrabble.

Desprate scrabble player: ZOOMEOFE!!!!!

by twentyonetimessix September 7, 2009

zoominar

A seminar conducted via Zoom

Awesome Zoominar tonight!

by Balticjo May 22, 2020

Zoombeerun

Going for a beer run while simultaneously on a zoom call

Erik went on a zoombeerun to a nearby bottle shop while fielding a barrage of suggestions for craft beer from the other aficionados on his zoom call. In accordance with local laws, everyone was wearing pants.

by The Grimm Reaper December 30, 2020

Zoomnesia

The diminished responsibility and accountability that occurs when business and other professional activities are conducted in a virtual setting. Zoomnesia is directly correlated to the number of persons in an online meeting.

Adam was sick of the Zoomnesia--colleagues acting like they'd hadn't heard what had been said or as if it was already taken care of. After every meeting, he had to do everything himself or send countless reminders.

by KittyinQueens January 15, 2021