zooka was taken

a really cool guy who does ep remakes of lovejoy on youtube

HOLY SHIT IS THAT ZOOKA WAS TAKEN HOLY SHIT!11!!!!!

by fallboygo May 12, 2023

zooked

Whenever someone is so high on drugs that they cannot function and become incompetent. Typically after the consumption of heavy drugs. Zooked can turn into a lifestyle if not properly assessed and controlled.

Typical night in a zooked life:

*Q wakes up in the middle of the night frantically*
Q: I must order cinnastix right now
Me: WHAT? Are you zooked? it's 2 am
Q: No no I order now.

*Seamless accepts order. Domino's calls to cancel order.*
Q: OMG THEY'RE ZOOKING ME. Q passes out while writing complaint to Seamless.

by MSGR3Y January 4, 2019

zooker

Verb. Suddenly disappearing from a social event (ie: party) with no notice or explanation. A zooker is usually performed late at night after ingesting too much alcohol or other mind altering substance. Term orginated in Central New Jersey area.

As in "Where did Mary go? She must have pulled a Zooker." Or "Hey guys. Sorry I pulled a Zooker last night. I had to get out of there."

by jenbro March 9, 2009

ZooKeepers

A group of individuals united to expose the true nature of the babwa.

Yo mate, you’re the Zoo Keeper innit?
Who, me? Nah.
You’re the only one that knew about the pink GameBoys, it must be you.

"ZooKeepers"

by Zoo Keeper June 23, 2008

zookkake

An event where many animals ejaculate on a woman's face.

That bitch is drenched in dog cum from the zookkake.

by Shawn McNasty May 1, 2007

I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.

Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

by Ditno September 26, 2011

zooky zooky

totally cool, amazing or good.

dood, look at the boy over there he's totally zooky zooky!

by mcammi March 29, 2008