Zooked

When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.

When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.

by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020

zooted and booted

play on 'suited and booted' meaning dressed up and ready for it. hence 'zooted and booted' means stoned and ready for it.

- 'are you ready?'

- 'aye 100% zooted and booted.'

by annakousagi October 14, 2014

zoomeofe

The best word in the world. 21 points minimum in the game of scrabble.

Desprate scrabble player: ZOOMEOFE!!!!!

by twentyonetimessix September 7, 2009

Zonie Bro

An Arizona bro. Somebody who is usually from the suburbs of Phoenix,(usually scottsdale) probably went to Brophy and is in a frat at ASU. Standard attire is oversized polo button downs, khakis and loafers. Only hang out with each other and have studpid slang. Tend to be pretentious and drink a lot.

Their dad probably owns commercial real estate.

"Fuckin zonie bros crawlin all over old town tonight"
"these zonie bros are like a cult"

by chndlrgirl March 9, 2018

Cincinnati Zookeeper

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.

Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!

by Sexy sexualizer September 18, 2016

zoorection

An erection gained from watching pornographic material involving animals. Normally used to insult someone.

The person will almost always deny the zoorection, either by hunching over or claiming they were thinking about something else.

man1:Oh, that was almost as bad as BME pain olympics.

man2:Shit, man3's got a zoorection!

man3:(hunches over), I was just thinking about your mum.

by captainoflust January 2, 2009

Zoie

Zoie is a person who is really hyper and always happy, you have to tell her to slow down to under stand what she is saying, she is usually dirty blounde and brown eyes, she is a awsome person, but when it comes to her best friend geating hurt by someone, someone is dead. She Always finds the good in everything.

Teacher: Zoie you are suspended. Zoie: ok, fine with me I do not like your shitty food anyways /skips down the hall to tell her bff the good news/

by By best fren Emily April 11, 2017