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Deadpool Zombies

A Deadpool "fan" who only knows DP from pictures on the internet, the video game or because of the movie.

Believes in ever conversation the word 'Chimichanga' must be used, and whoever does not use the word is not a real DP.

Cosplays DP because he thinks this gives him a free pass to scream, push and troll others at conventions.
Does not recognize any DP outside of the funkos. (Xmen,Xforce,WeaponX)
Does not know the reason behind the love of Chimichangas.
Only knows who Vanessa is because of the movie trailer.
(This is not to be confused with Headpool who comes from the zombie universe, but if you're a zombie you probably wont get confused anyway)
A Deadpool Zombies will normally sound like this:

"OMG DEADPOOL IS SO COOL! I'M COSPLAYING HIM NEXT YEAR!"
"Yeah...you're such a Deadpool Zombie"

"CHIMICHANGAS! FREE HUGS! BOOBIES!"
"I'm not spiderman!" (jk this is legit)
"Deadpools only girlfriend is death"
"Deadpool has cancer and that's why his skin is f#!ked up"
"Deadpool can't die!"
"Deadpool is only red"
"Deadpool first came out in the wolverine movie"
by DP Magno October 8, 2015
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Zombies

A "safe" and offbeat excuse for guys to horde guns, ammunition, tactical gear and other survival supplies without being tagged as being a member of a militia or other extremist group (although your wife and neighbors may think you are a little crazy).
Bob: I just ordered 1000 rounds of 9mm for the two new Glocks I bought last week.

Tom: Damn Bob, are you one of them whacko militia members the government has been warning us about?

Bob: No, I'm just getting ready for when the Zombies attack.
by The Original Big Daddy G May 29, 2009
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humans vs zombies

What boot camp is to the armed forces, humans vs zombies is to anyone that wants to stand a chance in the impending zombie apocalypse.
The weeklong game, played at over 650 universities, begins with an approximately 1:30 zombie:human ratio, and ends with a final mission. Zombies wear orange bandannas around their heads; humans, around their bulging biceps. Stunned zombies wear bandannas around their necks for ten minutes, during which they walk in shame. A zombie may "turn" a human by eating its brains out, literally.
Well, by tagging a human with its hand, a zombie may figuratively eat the human's brains, thus turning it into a zombie(after a ten-minute transformation period).
A human may stun a zombie for ten minutes by hitting it with a thrown sock or(with higher success rates)shooting it with a Nerf blaster. I myself have shot many a zombie with my trusty Maverick.
Achievements may be earned for such feats as surviving a certain number of days as a human, a day in costume, tagging a certain number of humans, tags while wearing a costume, or a lot of other cool things. Man there are some really cool things that you can do. There are over 20 achievements, depending on what school you're playing at. My personal favorite is the ZOMGWTF achievement; as a human, you hit a live zombie with a thrown Nerf dart and live to tell the tale.
HvZ has many more details and stipulations; take a look at their website if you're intrigued :)
Hey man I heard you got a girl now." -"Affirmative." "That's awesome, how'd you guys meet?" -"Humans vs zombies. I tagged her sweet ass, ate her brains like zombies do. Sweetest brain noms imaginable." "Dayumm I need to start playing this game!" -"Hey humans vs zombies not a game. It's training for real life. The zombie apocalypse is inevitable, man, and when it comes, it will come harder than your mom came last night. We NEED to be prepared.
by Voldemort's Nose July 29, 2011
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Zombiegasm

After digging up a corpse of at least 10 years age, pouring gasoline over the genitals, lighting them on fire, and putting out the fire with a large amount of liquid feces, you engage yourself in rough intercourse with the shit-covered vagina and/or ass, and shoot a huge load inside the totally wrecked 'privates'. You then snort it out with a straw, all while singing 'Sweet Child O'Mine' by Guns N' Roses.
Yo, dude! Cheyenne and I totally video recorded Harmony having a crazy zombiegasm down at the old cemetery! She was crying afterwards she loved it so much!
by SONIKK April 28, 2011
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Zombies?

A word you say when you want to play Call of Duty Zombies with Your friend(s).
Person 1: Hey man, zombies?
Person 2: Yea man, just let me just log on to my Playstation.
by mathja August 2, 2016
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zombieosis

My clueless, hedonist friend suffers from zombieosis but is now waking up to events in the world
by Elway7779 October 15, 2013
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Zombies in spaceland

The launch map for call of duty: infinite warfares zombies mode (which was taken from the black ops series) and it isn't as good as black ops zombies because it wasn't made by treyarch but it's still pretty fun
P1: I just got IW
P2: Wanna play zombies in spaceland
P1: sure
P2: Let's go
by Puppetlad November 2, 2020
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