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ze buttfack

Literally means "the buttfuck", or anal sex, sodomy, etc.

Spoken in a French accent
Vould yoo like ze buttfack, monsieur?
by Victa July 5, 2005
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Ze Frick

A replacement for the fuck usually used by bankheads.
Human 1: "Did you hear about the public mass executions"
Bankhead: "ZE FRICK"
by Not a bankhead January 15, 2020
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Ze Life

After a gruelling task being able to watch good show and having good snacks and drinks
I believe I have achieved Ze Life
by Big brain smart guy August 25, 2022
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ze buttfack

Monsieur, vould yoo like ze buttfack?
by Victa July 5, 2005
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Ze Mony Makr

Ze Mony Makr is such a dick! He owned me again!
by sstm January 3, 2009
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Ze-Za

Any crazy bitch who is so crazy that they talk to them selves and attack innocent people just for the thrill then blame it on random people
Benna- Help I'm being attacked by a Ze-Za!

Ze-Za- No It wasn't me it was Halliwell!

Halliwell- Bitch, It wasn't me I'm Eating!!
by Benna Halliwell October 23, 2007
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Ze Perfect Friend

Ze perfect friend is the highest tier of friendship one could achieve. To call someone a perfect friend is to bestow upon them a title worthy of royalty. Please, do not use this term lightly when describing another!

You seem to feel that you can trust them with any secret be it dark or deeply emotional. They are able to give you a sense of comfort which is unparalleled by that of another person, and will at most times leave you wondering and stunned in both amazement and gratitude that you found such a person.

Ze perfect friend never seems to get boring or dull. Sure they have their off moments. But you find yourself always eagerly waiting for that next call/text/meet-up. You’ll share stories and random shit back and forth in the most casual manner.

Their humuor is golden. It just seems to click in a seamless manner in which they have the uncanny ability to have you smile one second and in tears of laughter the next. You’re inside jokes are one of a kind. Ze perfect friend knows where the boundaries are yet skilfully and masterfully is able to dance across these boundaries.

One thing is for certain. However you want to describe it. You and them, seem to ride the exact same wavelength. To such an extent that your typical behaviour around friends doesn’t exist around them. Where instead, you can truly express yourself as the most real version of yourself without fear or judgement. And that’s what you’ll find yourself attached to. That feeling of freedom when around them.
Thomas: “Like I hate saying this. But you are ze perfect friend people should have”
Sarina: “I honestly don’t even know what to answer rn Cause this is literally so fucking beautiful
by Enzo & Adrian October 4, 2020
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