A Zayden is usually very short, specifically 5'0. He enjoys egg nog, dried mangoes, and Mark Zuckerberg. He is genuinely scared of officer earl (cloudy with a chance of meatballs). Stay away from anyone named Zayden, his height difference means he is perfectly leveled to punch you in the balls.
Guy 1: yo watch out for that bozo, zayden over there, he has super powers from his mango and he will hit your balls so hard that they pulverize.
Guy 2: don't worry I know his weakness. You just need to run at him like officer earl from cloudy with a chance of meatballs. But it won't work for long he is developing a counter attack, the Roundhouse nut kick.
Guy 2: don't worry I know his weakness. You just need to run at him like officer earl from cloudy with a chance of meatballs. But it won't work for long he is developing a counter attack, the Roundhouse nut kick.
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