Yurt Squad

The most autistic group in any organization and with no solo wins in fortnite

John: Hey I'm going to join the yurt squad.
Rebecca: have you gotten a victory royale?
John: No
Rebecca: Then it's perfect for you!

by Ken Belly December 19, 2018

Yurt

To yak (throw up) and fart at the same time.

“Dude, I can’t believe I yurted myself in front Becky’s parents.”

by yurtboy April 19, 2019

Yertle the Turtle

A sex act named after a Dr. Seuss story, in which many men pile on top each other, facing down, and have anal with the man below them.

A man was once crushed to death underneath a Yertle the Turtle.

by Amroth May 9, 2009

yurtle

the demon spawn of hell. spewd from the deepest darkest pits of satan's nightmares. fueled by the sorrow of the dead and dying as well as the pain and suffering of all who know his name. This apocolypse takes form in the shape of the one thing no one expects... a pet turtle.

1. oh look at the cute little turtle.

CHOMP

yurtle did him in.

2. yurtle has scrunched into his shell this means

another civil war in africa has broken out.

by hueby jeebies November 2, 2010

yurts

1)Nose trauma. very similar to having a yorpst in yer eye. except it's a yurts in yer nose.

2)A yurt or ger is a portable, felt-covered, wood lattice-framed dwelling structure traditionally used by Turkic and Mongolic nomads in the steppes of Central Asia.

person #1: yo, where Kari at?
person #2: Oh, she had mad yurts, so she went to live in a yurts.

by hammyslice32 October 20, 2011

YERT: your environmental road trip

This version of yert represents the concern for sustainable living, and for people becoming more aware of being environmentally conscious.
Yert or Yurt ⛺️ can also describe the tent-like or circular dwellings that modern-day hippies may favor!

Are you sick and tired of materialistic living and the battle to keep up with the Joneses? Then sell your stuff, hop in the van, and go on YERT: your environmental road trip.

by Old School Rock and Rap May 27, 2018

Yert

“Yert”

The dumbass who misspelt “yeet” and somehow replaces yeet and makes it sound cool.

1: “Ey toss me my water bottle mate”
2: “YERT”

by LordOfMagic September 22, 2018