Yu-gi-oh

The most idiotic game on the planet. If you play this you really need to do something better with your time.

"Hey I've got an idea, lets take every fuckin magic card ever created and multiply their attacks and defense by 1000. Those stupid americans won't know what hit em'. That will make us millions!!!" (Card Murchandising scam artists)

by Z-01 December 03, 2003

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Yu gi oh

Story of a weak kid with no friends or parents who overcompensates with an absurd hairstyle. After being bullied, his mind eventually snaps and he develops a split personality with sadistic tendencies and satanic powers. He then goes on a sociopathic rampage of challenging antagonists to games wherein he first rapes his opponents mind by encouraging them to cheat. He then uses this transgression as justification to inflict his satanic powers and "crush" his opponents mind by giving them crippling insecurity, turning them into a mindless vegetable or driving them insane with horrific hallucinations. Alternatively, he may simply choose to drop them off a roof or burn them alive.

Antagonist: Nice hair faggot, I'm going to make you my bitch!
Yugi: Fine, but first you have to beat me in a game which has a lot of potential for cheating...
Antagonist: OK faggot, why not?
Yugi: It's game time!
*Plays Yu gi oh, antagonist cheats*
Yugi: Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that this is a punishment game and if you cheat I'll wreck your brain and leave you a dribbling, twitching mess!
Antagonist: Wait, what? That's not fair!
Yugi: Well, neither is cheating! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Antagonist: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Yugi: Mind crush!

by Ultrariz May 18, 2016

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A game where two or more people face-off in a match, consisting of three duels. Poor people with no friends may say that this game is:
1.Gay
2.Waste of time(ur a waste of time you poor child)
3.Retarded
4.waste of money(HA! My ass you poor loser!Yeah its a huge waste of money when you can sell them for 10000000000X the price in which you bought them at!)

Also, i will pwn ANYONE who tries to defy me in this game!

Poor Person : OMG! WTF!?!?! HEY EVERYBODY, THESE GUYS ARE PLAYING Yu-GAAAAAAAAY-Oh! !! BWAHAHAHA! Yu-Gi-Oh!

Player 1: HAHA! STFU loser, you have no friends because you cant bathe cause ur mom forgot to pay the water bill before she went to jail !! BWAHAHAH

Player 2: Dood, LOL, PWNAGE!

Poor person: HEY STFU, ILL BEAT UR ASS!!

Player 1: HAHAHA! THE ONLY THING YOU BEAT IS UR TINY WANKER!! LMAO!!

Poor Person: OMG! STFU! *runs and cries because has no life and everyone hates me*

by ur dad... April 24, 2006

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